Dinosaur Jokes

1. What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?

2. What do you get when 2 dinosaurs crash their cars?

3. What do you call a dinosaur who gets a point in a sport?

4. Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?

5. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

6. Which dinosaur slept all day?

7.  What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?

8. When can 3 huge dinosaurs stand under one umbrella and not get wet?

9. What kind of dinosaur can jump higher than a house?

10. What is in the middle of dinosaurs?

11. Which prehistoric animal was the scariest?

12. What do you get if you cross a triceratops with a kangaroo?

13. Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?