Christmas Jokes

1. What do elves learn in school?

2. How many reindeer does Santa have?

3. What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?

4. What kind of bird can write?

5. Who is never hungry at Christmas?

6. What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

7. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

8. What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

9. What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

10. What occurs in December that doesn't in any other month?

11. What did the Detective say?

12. How many gardens does Santa have?

13. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

14. What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

15. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

16. What did the snowman take when he was sick?

17. If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?

18. What do reindeer put on their Christmas tree?

19. How does Rudolph know when Christmas is?

20. Why is burning a candle a lot like being thirsty?